when will your fav ever sign a contract for $20 million a year, becoming TV’s highest paid actor, turn around, publicly threaten to beat a fox commentators’ ass without caring about repercussions or losing sponsors AND THEN continue to swing on anyone who comes for her??? You can take Ellen away from the ruffnecks but you can’t take the ruffneck out of Ellen Kathleen Pompeo!
UPDATE: THIS $20 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR WOMAN IS REALLY READY TO RISK IT ALL LMFAOOOOO
action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls, knowing that they can’t sue him for breach of contract without confessing to trying to hire a hitman. problem is now a lot of people who are comfortable with the concept of paying someone to kill someone else are mad at him
none of his former clients know his real identity, due to him using a fresh fake for each con, so he decides that his only hope of making it out of this mess unscathed is to land the inevitable contract for his own assassination and fake his own death. thus begins his deadly race against the clock and against other actual bounty hunters, former clients, and a smoldering ex lover, whom he must betray, persuade or kill. darknet: the catfish bounty
Someone make a movie please.
Just send me 25% of the funding up front and the rest when I deliver the completed movie. I’ve got a kickstarter and
